Side effects of carrying out this project

Number one: Seeing someone walking down the street carrying a guitar case and having an urge to follow them.

Number two: Saying, "Will there be music?" when I'm invited anywhere. Conversations can run something like this:
"Would you like to come over for a coffee tomorrow morning?"
"Will there be music?"
"No."
"Do you live next to a pub that opens at ten a.m. and puts on daily live music from a quarter past ten?"
"No".
"...Do you own a piano/guitar/mouth organ...?"
etc, etc, etc

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